the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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