Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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