ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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