my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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