Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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