is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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