What did we do last night that was yellow?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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