this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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