Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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