i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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