buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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