Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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