I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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