return my video game
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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