I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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