Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I touched a dick in church today
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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