do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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