Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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