Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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