This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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