I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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