First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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