He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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