Is it normal to miss your booty call?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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