Will you blow on my dice?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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