I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Randomize
