i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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