I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Randomize
