So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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