spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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