Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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