I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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