Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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