the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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