I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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