I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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