I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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