yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Even my vagina gasped.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
