My brain says no but my pants say off.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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