David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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