Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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