When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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