When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Can you bring me the toilet please
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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