Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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