did you get engaged???
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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