Dignity is for republicans.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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