I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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