and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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