My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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