Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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