Do vagina's smell?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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