Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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