I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
my sisters under your porch take her home
only if we run a train.
done.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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