i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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