Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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