I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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