After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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